Except we call em' Fat trousers, because we're British- We being Blondie and I.
I shan't remove my disclaimer of still not owning a single pair of trousers, because these were bought in the pyjama section, and are, effectively, yoga pants, which makes me laugh, because as if.
I don't technically know if seventeen year old's should have fat trousers, but I got em to match my fat thighs and Blondie got the exact same pair- not only because we are essentially, joined at the hip, but because she just wanted to be like me I guess,
These (really ugly) trousers have been called the fat trousers and have become, sadly, what I wear every time I get home from sixth form, Blondie and I have been sending fat trouser updates each time we split from a meet up or school, today's text from Blondie;
Fat trousers here i come <3
I was already wearing mine, but sadly got this text,
OMG MY FAT TROUSERS AV A HOLE IN THEM !!! I think im gonna be sick :( xxxx
How devastating, I'm clinging on to my fat trousers for dear life, they cost us £3.90, and we've already made plans to get them in black and navy, and have weighed up whether we can pass them up as sixth form trousers,
it's a serious commitment, fat trousers,
And now, you know (nearly) all my secrets- And I want to hear the story of your fat trousers, let's none of us pretend you don't have them, even the skinnies- Aka Blondie,
Have a lovely day!